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The Bemis Whisper-Close Toilet Seat

February 13, 2015 By jimwjensen 4 Comments


I know, I know…Why would I make a posting about a toilet seat? Well, the Bemis Whisper-Close Toilet Seat is definitely not just any old toilet seat. No, it doesn’t clean, rinse and warm-air dry your bum, (though that would be very cool too). It merely allows one to slowly and gently close the toilet seat and/or lid with a simple flick of your finger.

That’s all. But wow, how great is that? No more accidental slamming toilet lids in the middle of the night after a sleep-addled stroll to the John waking everybody within the house with a loud bang. I LOVE it! The only problem is that it quickly becomes a habit to flick the seat closed which can be quite embarrassing when you use a lesser toilet seat at someones house,which announces to the entire household, with a loud echoing bang, that you are probably drunk.

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  1. Ron McLeod says

    April 11, 2015 at 9:19 am

    Great Idea. Europeans have had this for years and always pleased to use the facilities. Now we need silent water

    Reply
    • jimwjensen says

      April 12, 2015 at 9:35 pm

      Europeans think we're a bit neanderthal with our lack of bidets. They are ubiquitous in Italy. I couldn't figure out how to use the damn things. http://jbrollo.com/my-room-in-sermide-the-mosquito/

      Reply
  2. Aly says

    February 13, 2016 at 2:29 am

    Yes it is true. A kid that lives down the street from cuaght herpies like that . I know it was not sexually transmitted because this kid is only 5. She has a bad habit of sitting on the toilet seat in public places.

    Reply
    • jimwjensen says

      February 13, 2016 at 2:58 pm

      Okay...Love the comment but now I need more info. How would the Bemis prevent that? 😉

      Reply

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